I am Z I M , Your Overlord and Slavemaster!

I am Z I M , Your Overlord and Slavemaster! Feb 4, 2014 13:42:39 GMT -5

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Post by pαwprιɴтѕ ιɴ тнe ѕαɴd on Feb 4, 2014 13:42:39 GMT -5

"Hello, friends. I am a perfectly normal human worm baby. You have nothing, absolutely nothing to fear from me. Just pay no attention to me and we'll get along just fine."
--Zim, The Nightmare Begins

^{Hello, fellow human stink. *waves excitedly* My name is Pawprints in The Sand, an Invader Zim Roleplayer and enthusiast. I have decided to take on the role of one of my favorite characters in the show, Zim! I'm sure that all of you already know who he is, what he looks like, what his personality is like...blah blah blah blah...so I don't think I really need to describe that much to you. When roleplaying from Zim's perspective, I'll write like тнιѕ, centered to the left. I suppose I should write in a sample post...eh...here...}

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ᴢɪᴍ ɢʟᴀʀᴇᴅ ᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ ɪɴ ғʀᴏɴᴛ ᴏғ ʜɪᴍ, ɢʀɪᴘᴘɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ʙʀᴏᴋᴇɴ sɪʀ ᴜɴɪᴛ ɪɴ ʜɪs ʜᴀɴᴅ. ʜᴇ sᴍᴇʟʟᴇᴅ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅɪsɢᴜsᴛɪɴɢ ɢʀᴇᴀsᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴀʟʟ sᴍᴇʟʟᴇᴅ ʟɪᴋᴇ── ɪᴛ sɪᴄᴋᴇɴᴇᴅ ᴢɪᴍ. ʜᴇ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ʙᴀʀᴇʟʏ ʙʀᴇᴀᴛʜᴇ ᴀʀᴏᴜɴᴅ ʜᴇʀᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜᴏᴜᴛ ɪɴʜᴀʟɪɴɢ sᴜᴄʜ ᴀ ʀᴇᴠᴏʟᴛɪɴɢ sᴛᴇɴᴄʜ. ʜɪs ʜᴀɴᴅ ᴛʀᴇᴍʙʟᴇᴅ ᴀs ʜᴇ ʜᴇʟᴅ ʜɪs ᴀʀᴍ ᴏᴜᴛ ɪɴ ᴀɴ ᴀᴄᴄᴜsɪɴɢ ᴍᴀɴɴᴇʀ. "ᴡʜᴏ ᴀʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ? ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴅᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀᴍᴀᴢɪɴɢ ᴢɪᴍ?"

"ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴅᴏ ɪ ᴡᴀɴᴛ? ʏᴏᴜ ʙᴜᴍᴘᴇᴅ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴍᴇ!" ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ ʜɪssᴇᴅ ᴏᴜᴛ, ᴋɪᴄᴋɪɴɢ ᴀ ʀᴏᴄᴋ.

ᴢɪᴍ ʙɪᴛ ʜɪs ʟɪᴘ. "ᴀʜ...ᴜᴍ...ʏᴇs! ᴢɪᴍ ᴅɪᴅ sᴏ! ᴀɴᴅ...ᴇʜ..." ʜᴇ ʟᴏᴏᴋᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ ᴜᴘ ᴀɴᴅ ᴅᴏᴡɴ, ɴᴏᴛ sᴜʀᴇ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴇʟsᴇ ᴛᴏ sᴀʏ. "ʏ─ʏᴏᴜʀ ғᴀᴄᴇ ɪs sᴛᴜᴘɪᴅ!" ᴢɪᴍ sᴛᴏᴍᴘᴇᴅ ᴏғғ ɪɴ ғʀᴜsᴛʀᴀᴛɪᴏɴ.

ʜᴇ ʜᴀᴅ ʙᴇᴇɴ ʀᴜɴɴɪɴɢ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴛʜɪɴɢs(ᴀɴᴅ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ) ᴀʟʟ ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ, ʜɪs ᴍɪɴᴅ ᴍᴜᴅᴅʟᴇᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ɴᴇʀᴠᴏᴜs ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜᴛs ᴏɴ ʜɪs ɴᴇᴡᴇsᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ɢʀᴇᴀᴛᴇsᴛ ᴘʟᴀɴ ʏᴇᴛ. ɴᴏᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴡᴀs ɢᴏɪɴɢ ʀɪɢʜᴛ. ɢɪʀ ʜᴀᴅ sᴛᴏᴘᴘᴇᴅ ᴡᴏʀᴋɪɴɢ ʟᴀsᴛ ɴɪɢʜᴛ, ᴀɴᴅ ʜɪs ᴄʜᴇsᴛ ᴡᴀs ᴀʟᴡᴀʏs ᴄʟᴇɴᴄʜɪɴɢ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴘᴀɪɴs. ɢɪʀ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ʙᴇ ғɪxᴇᴅ ᴀғᴛᴇʀ ʜɪs ᴘʟᴀɴ ᴡᴀs ᴄᴏᴍᴘʟᴇᴛᴇᴅ...ʙᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ɴᴇʀᴠᴏᴜs ᴄʀᴀᴍᴘs ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴄᴀᴜsɪɴɢ ʜɪᴍ ᴛᴏ ʟᴏsᴇ ʜɪs ғᴏᴄᴜs ᴏɴ ʜɪs ᴘʟᴀɴs. ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴀʟᴍᴏsᴛ ᴀs ᴅᴇsᴛʀᴜᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ ᴀs ᴛʜᴀᴛ sᴛᴜᴘɪᴅ ʀᴏʙᴏᴛ! ʜᴇ ʜᴜғғᴇᴅ, sᴛᴜғғɪɴɢ ʜɪs ʜᴀɴᴅs ɪɴᴛᴏ ʜɪs ᴘᴏᴄᴋᴇᴛs ᴛᴏ sʜᴇʟᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏʟᴅ ᴡɪɴᴛᴇʀ ᴀɪʀ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴡᴀs ʙʟᴏᴡɪɴɢ ᴛʜʀᴏᴜɢʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄɪᴛʏ ᴛʜɪs ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ. ʜᴇ ʜᴀᴅ ᴏɴʟʏ ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴛᴏ ɢᴇᴛ ʜɪs ᴍɪɴᴅ ᴏғғ ᴏғ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴛʜɪɴɢ, ʙᴜᴛ ɪғ ʜᴇ ᴋᴇᴘᴛ ʙᴜᴍᴘɪɴɢ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴛʜɪɴɢ, ɪᴛ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴘʀᴏʙᴀʙʟʏ ᴍᴇss ʜɪs ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜᴛs ᴜᴘ ᴇᴠᴇɴ ᴍᴏʀᴇ.

ʜᴇ ᴅɪᴅɴ'ᴛ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʜᴀᴅ ɢᴏᴛᴛᴇɴ ɪɴᴛᴏ ʜɪᴍsᴇʟғ. ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴀʟʟᴇsᴛ sᴜʀᴇʟʏ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅɴ'ᴛ ʙᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴜᴅ ᴏғ ʜɪᴍ ɪғ ᴛʜᴇʏ sᴀᴡ ʜɪᴍ ɴᴏᴡ, ʀᴜɴɴɪɴɢ ᴀʀᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴀ ғɪʟᴛʜʏ ᴄɪᴛʏ ғᴜʟʟ ᴏғ ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ ғɪʟᴛʜ ᴀɴᴅ ʀᴀᴍᴍɪɴɢ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴡɪᴛʜɪɴ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ғɪᴠᴇ ғᴇᴇᴛ ᴏғ ʜɪᴍ. ᴍᴀʏʙᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅɪʙ─sᴛɪɴᴋ ʜᴀᴅ sᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏ ᴡɪᴛʜ ɪᴛ...ʏᴇs! ᴏғ ᴄᴏᴜʀsᴇ ʜᴇ ᴅɪᴅ! ɪᴛ ᴡᴀs ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅɪʙ's ғᴀᴜʟᴛ! ᴢɪᴍ ɢʀɪᴛᴛᴇᴅ ʜɪs ᴛᴇᴇᴛʜ ᴀs ᴀ ᴛᴀxɪ ᴡʜᴏᴏsʜᴇᴅ ᴘᴀsᴛ ʜɪᴍ. sᴛᴜᴘɪᴅ...ᴘɪɢ─ᴍᴇᴀᴛ...ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ! ʀᴜɪɴɪɴɢ ʜɪs ᴘʟᴀɴs ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛʜɪs! ʜᴇ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴘᴀʏ...ᴏʜ ʜᴏᴡ ʜᴇ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴘᴀʏ!

^{Okay, sorry, that was really sloppy and short...eh...yeah. It probably would have been better if somebody else was roleplaying with me...so I guess I'll just have to join a RP! See you out there, other RPers!}

"Human law enforcement machine. Markings: lighty-flashy things on top. Defensive capability...minimal. Explodes on impact with giant meat. Evaluation: PATHETIC! Pathetic Earth vehicle!"

--Zim, Attack of the Saucer Morons

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^{None, at the moment. Check back later in case I change that, though!}--[ s t a t u s c h a n g e s ]->

^{* No Kill}
^{** Ask Capture}
^{*** Free Injury}
^{**** No Pairing}

^{When attacking, please use purple}^text.

"Don’t worry, officer. You are in a filthy earth brain hospital. Your feelings are normal. There’s a squid brain in your head!"

--Zim, Gir Goes Crazy and Stuff

^{Thank you for coming and checking out the canon profile I have made for Zim! Can't wait to start roleplaying with you guys!}
_{--pαwprιɴтѕ ιɴ тнe ѕαɴd}